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Baby Breach: Toddler Crawls Through White House Fence

The White House Secret Service responded to an unusual intruder on Tuesday after a baby managed to crawl through the White House gates. The baby squeezed through metal fencing in what may be the first successful intrusion onto the White House lawn since they doubled its height in recent years. “The White House security systems instantly triggered Secret Service officers, and the toddler and parents were quickly reunited,” a Secret Service spokesperson said in a statement. After reuniting the baby and his parents, officers briefly questioned the parents before sending them on their way. Read More

Macron is Humbly Asking  For China’s Immediate Support

French President Emmanuel Macron is attempting to play peacemaker in Ukraine by making underhanded deals with Chinese dictator Xi Jinping. According to French sources, Macron has ordered his top diplomats to concentrate their efforts on working with the Chinese government to broker peace between Russia and Ukraine by the summer. Macron, initially one of the few leaders to keep ties with Russian President Vladimir Putin, has progressively toed the establishment line and supported the West’s unwavering dedication to sending billions to Ukraine. However, Macron has recently become convinced that the Chinese Communist Party, which supports the Russian war effort in many capacities, is a genuine actor for sustainable peace. For Macron’s peace to be remotely feasible, insiders say that Ukraine must have at least moderate success in its coming counter-offensive against Russian forces in the east. If the Ukrainian armed forces can see success and bring Putin to the negotiating table, it would be a triumph for China and France to broker a peace deal and a total embarrassment for Joe Biden. Read More

Illegal Migrant Runs Over Child on Bike

A six-year-old boy was killed while riding his bike when he was struck by a car driven by illegal alien Julian Montoya. The incident occurred in the parking lot of an apartment complex in Watford City, North Dakota. The child was playing around with his bicycle when Montoya, speeding in his car, turned a sharp corner without seeing the boy and hit him. In addition to being an illegal alien, Montoya was also driving without a license and attempted to flee the scene after hitting the child. Read More

Los Angeles Looks to Rebuild Demoralized and Understaffed LAPD

Since 2019, the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) has lost nearly 1,000 officers, putting a massive strain on a struggling police force. The COVID-19 pandemic and the radical Black Lives Matter riots of 2020 drove many officers to retire or leave the profession entirely. Recently, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass unveiled her plan to restore the LAPD by expanding the department's budget and adding around 500 new officers. Of course, radical leftist groups in the city have already pushed back on the mayor’s decision, calling for “alternative methods” for exploring public safety. The alternative methods would include continuing the decrease in police officers and an increase in unarmed “de-escalation units” to curb and rehabilitate criminals. Read More

DeSantis Continues Fight Against Disney’s Evil Empire

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis recently announced that he would revoke development agreements that challenge the authority of the local board he appointed to oversee Disney. He will impose new regulations on the entertainment company to ensure it abides by the same laws as others living in Florida. DeSantis has authorized state agencies to increase regulatory oversight of Disney's operations, including the monorail system and amusement rides, and has suggested that the oversight board could sell the Disney-run utility and negotiate alternative land usage with the state. Read More

Christian Pastor Arrested Outside Children’s Drag Queen Event

The son of a Canadian pastor faces potential jail time after preaching the bible outside a drag queen story time for children in Calgary, Alberta. Nathaniel Pawlowski faces fines and possible imprisonment due to a recent local bylaw that bans protests within 100 meters of a public library. The Calgary City Council has cracked down on anti-trans protestors, specifically after a local reverend disrupted drag queen story hours a few weeks before the Easter holiday. Despite trans activists outnumbering protestors in their events and being far more ‘disruptive,’ police are only interested in punishing local Christian activists for their public displays. Pawlowski said that local officers assured him the trans protestors would also be punished. However, no tickets were issued to the nearby trans agitators. Read More

CBP Announces Terrifying Reality of Border Crisis

According to a recently released Customs and Border Patrol report, approximately 1.06 million migrants were apprehended at the southern border during the first six months of Fiscal Year 2023. This number only reflects the number of illegal migrants arrested by the Border Patrol and does not consider those who crossed the border and did not fall into the custody of the CBP. In March alone, 162,000 migrant apprehensions were reported, a stark increase of 434% from the last year President Trump was in office. According to a report from the DHS, when Title 42 ends next month, the border could experience up to 18,000 encounters per day, with over 500,000 expected encounters per month. The current record during the Biden administration is 241,000 migrants apprehended at the border in a single month, but with the end of Title 42, this record could be dwarfed in the coming months.  Read More

Violent Mob Terrorizes Downtown Chicago Over Weekend

Multiple were shot, and many more were attacked and injured as a mob of teenagers descended onto Millennium Park near downtown Chicago’s famous Loop district on Saturday night. Events that were being held in the park had to be shut down, and tourists were escorted to safety by police as the scene turned to chaos. The mob’s purpose was seemingly random and had no intended purpose for gathering. Chicago’s outgoing Mayor Lori Lightfoot called for parents of the city’s youths to do a better job instilling proper values in their children. The random chaotic violence in seemingly peaceful areas of the city symbolizes Chicago's free fall under radical, soft-on-crime leadership.  Read More

Santos to Announce Re-Election in Light of Calls to Resign

Long Island Congressman George Santos told the press that he intends to announce the launch of his reelection campaign on Monday. Santos has been at the center of controversy since being elected after it came to light that he had fabricated many key events from his past, such as his religion, ethnicity, and work experience. Numerous members of the House from both the Democrat and Republican parties have called for him to resign. Nassau County GOP leader Joseph Cairo went as far as to say Santos had “disgraced the House of Representatives.” Santos is expected to face a tough primary race where many GOP officials will be backing his opponents despite him being the incumbent. Read More

U.S. Warship Gets Dangerously Close to Chinese Waters

A U.S. Navy warship went on a ‘routine’ patrol through contested waters in the Taiwan Straits shortly after China conducted war games in the area. The U.S. 7th Fleet said the ship “transited through a corridor in the Strait that is beyond the territorial sea of any coastal State” and denied any accusations that the deployment was a calculated and antagonizing show of force against the Chinese government. Although the government may deny that the recent maneuvers were anything more than a routine patrol, the timing of the incident cannot be a coincidence. Last Monday, the Chinese government finished off three days of war games around Taiwan, and the last U.S. warship to navigate the straits was seen in January. The Chinese government has recently reaffirmed its commitment to re-integrating Taiwan into Beijing's sphere of influence — by any means necessary. Meanwhile, the United States has committed to protecting our allies' independence and integrity in Taiwan. In response to the American warship, the Chinese Communist Party said it would “resolutely safeguard the country’s sovereignty, safety, and regional peace and stability.” Read More